Milwaukee song

Milwaukee shouts, Milwaukee cries! They're wankers from Wisconsin So greetings from the southside We hope you grow a johnson! (Milwaukee is now sadly gone)

Halfway to hell

You're only halfway to hell You're only halfway to hell (to the tune of highway to hell at the halftime whistle)

No education

You don't have no education You don't have no gun control Hey Portland (Seattle ,Minnesota etc) Take yourselves back home! (To the tune of another brick in the wall part 2)

Spank her!

Saunders shouts, Saunders cries! He's just a yankee wanker! And when we shag his girlfriend! We'll be sure to spank her! Ooh ah, ooh ah, Ooh ah, ooh ah, ooh ah! (similar to the Milwaukee song players name and teams are interchangeable)

Saunders song

When you're orange and black and you're mums on her back You're a Saunders! (for Portland keeper Saunders and his orange and black keepers kit to the tune of that's amore)

Dav*d St*dnyk

Dav*d St*dnyk Dav*d St*dnyk kiss my ass We wished you'd never set foot On Swangards Grass (to the tune of rule brittania)

Boundary Road

Boundary road take me home to the place where I belong Vancouver, pretty mama take me home to boundary road (to the tune of take me home, country roads)

It's getting late

It's geting late and I've been drinking but it's pretty clear to see that what made (insert visiting team here) famous Is their bullsh*t football team (sung to a bad milwaukee beer commercial tune)

We follow Vancouver

We follow Vancouver All over BC-and Burnaby! We follow Vancouver On to victory-All together now (repeat)

I died of boredom

I died of boredom at a (insert visiting team) football game a (visiting team) football game (to the tune of yellow submarine)

Welcome to our barbeque

Welcome to our Friday Barbeque Welcome to our Friday Barbeque (or Saturday, Sunday etc)

Let him come on

Let him come on he's our substitution Let him come on Come on you know he's the one (to the tune of blister in the sun)

Rockin' the southside

The referee he don't like us Rockin' the southside Rockin' the southside The referee he don't like us Rockin' the southside (to the tune of Rock the Casbah)

We're blue, we're white

We're Blue, We're White We're f*cking dynamite Vancouver, Vancouver (repeat)

Carefree

Carefree, wherever you may be we're from Vancouver BC and we don't give a toss wherever you may be Cos we're from Vancouver BC

Can you hear...?

Can you hear the Sounders sing? No, No Can you hear the Sounders sing? No, No Can you hear the Sounders sing? I Can't hear a f**king thing! Shhhhhh! (Sung when the Sounders and their fans are visiting.  Insert Timbers when neccessary)

I should have shot the referee

I shot the sherrif but I should have shot the referee (To the tune of I shot the sherrif when the ref makes a bad call)

We'll be shagging

We'll be shagging (visiting keepers) mother till she comes We'll be shagging (visiting keepers) mother till she comes We'll be shagging (visiting keepers) mother We'll be shagging (visiting keepers) mother We'll be shagging (visiting keepers) mother till she comes   When she begs for sixty nine we'll give eight six When she begs for sixty nine we'll give eight six When she begs for sixty nine When she begs for sixty nine When she begs for sixty nine we'll give eight six! (to the tune of she'll be coming round the mountain)

Absolutely nothing

We went to Seattle in 86 What did we see-Absolutely nothing! (insert any opposing team)

Portland Calling

Portland calling They're looking to fight! But they sent the Timbers And they are sh*te!   (Insert team and city name as appropriate.  To the tune of london calling)

We're going to win the league

I know you don't believe us I know you don't believe us I know you don't believe us We're going to win the league We're going to win the league I know you don't believe us I know you don't believe us I know you don't believe us We're going to win the league

Attack!

Attack, attack Atack, attack, attack! (an oldy chanted when the team is on the attack. Repeat many times)

If you're from Vancouver

If you're from Vancouver and you're getting rowdy Come on southside let me know (to the tune of do ya think I'm sexy)

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